Another No-Show night for Cumbrian Lulin-spotters. I’ve come to the conclusion that I’ve more chance of seeing the following than I have of catching a good look at Comet Lulin…
The Tooth Fairy
Father Christmas
Steven Segal’s forhead moving
Eddie Murphy / Jim Carey not playing the same old character in a movie
Leprachauns
A parking space in Kendal
A comedy episode of “Battlestar Galactica”
A politician telling the truth
Someone not dressed in a Matalan shell suit and cheap Argos gold jewelry on The Jeremy Jyle Show
A funny episode of “My Family”
The Loch Ness Monster
The Yeti
UFOs
The Ghost of Elvis
The Ghost of Elvis, and a Yeti, flying a UFO and landing it on top of the Loch Ness Monster, watched by Father Christmas and a crowd of leprachauns and tooth fairies, who are all working as extras on an art house movie featuring Jim Carey and Eddie Murphy
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Cumbrian Sky 
That lot would be easier to see than the Moon and Venus last night as well as Lulin – what do we have to do – MOVE????? GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
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Good list, Stu; laughing in spite of the situation! 🙂 Here’s a few more:
-A sober celebrity @ 2AM in Hollywood.
-The mythical planet Vulcan.
-The shock waves generated by the implosion of my 401(k).
-A cotton ball on a snowfield.
-Bigfoot streaking through the halftime show at the Super Bowl.
Lame, but what the hey. Thanks for the laughs, even though I share your frustration!