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Things that are Easier To See Than Comet Lulin

Another No-Show night for Cumbrian Lulin-spotters. I’ve come to the conclusion that I’ve more chance of seeing the following than I have of catching a good look at Comet Lulin…

The Tooth Fairy

Father Christmas

Steven Segal’s forhead moving

Eddie Murphy / Jim Carey not playing the same old character in a movie

Leprachauns

A parking space in Kendal

A comedy episode of “Battlestar Galactica”

A politician telling the truth

Someone not dressed in a Matalan shell suit and cheap Argos gold jewelry on The Jeremy Jyle Show

A funny episode of “My Family”

The Loch Ness Monster

The Yeti

UFOs

The Ghost of Elvis

The Ghost of Elvis, and a Yeti, flying a UFO and landing it on top of the Loch Ness Monster, watched by Father Christmas and a crowd of leprachauns and tooth fairies, who are all working as extras on an art house movie featuring Jim Carey and Eddie Murphy

😦

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2 Responses

  1. That lot would be easier to see than the Moon and Venus last night as well as Lulin – what do we have to do – MOVE????? GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
    😦

  2. Good list, Stu; laughing in spite of the situation! 🙂 Here’s a few more:

    -A sober celebrity @ 2AM in Hollywood.
    -The mythical planet Vulcan.
    -The shock waves generated by the implosion of my 401(k).
    -A cotton ball on a snowfield.
    -Bigfoot streaking through the halftime show at the Super Bowl.

    Lame, but what the hey. Thanks for the laughs, even though I share your frustration!

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