“Postcards From The Future” – the future we’ve lost? Or might yet have?

Finally, FINALLY, after many delays and frustrations (mentioning no names, but if anyone from FedEx is reading this, you’re RUBBISH!!!! I was in on many of the occasions you supposedly tried to deliver my package, you lying ****s. And I was in at work on the morning you supposedly tried to deliver it there too. [...]